March 2011
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February 2011
36 posts
“Christ, how the hell did Billy Corgan decide that he should be a rock star? He looked in the mirror and said “Hey! I look like a cross between Nosferatu and a penis, and I sing like Rod Stewart with a severe case of mumps doing a Peter Lorre impression! I’ve got what it takes!”
—Dr. David Thorpe (via lifeofbambi)
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I think I’ll change. Actually, I know it will happen.
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Colacho
I found this picture a few years back, and just this week I found it again on my hard drive. I couldn’t explain it at first, but a quick trip to google informed me. This, my friends, is El Colacho, or baby jumping. Apparently this is some type of Catholic celebration for the festival of Corpus Christi. All I’m sayin’ is, if my Catholic schools had held an event like this, I’d probably still be a card-carrying member. Instead, we had boring stuff, long masses, and wooden pews.
A little bit of baby jumping could have gone a long way.
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The Plan, by Jack Handey →
newyorker.com
A quick read, this is piece by Handey is absolutely hilarious.
